Spin-mobile

I have a thought. Lets eliminate TV news coverage of the current 870 (who's counting?) presidential candidates. Instead, we'll offer them a new deal they can't refuse; a rolling political platform of their very own.
This custom 1925 Safeway Motor Coach was used by FDR, en route to the White House in 1932. It has sleeping quarters, a kitchen and a stage on the back where you can tell the world what you know.
Sure, its a bit of a gas hog, but one week on the road without benefit of a mint on their pillow or a mini bar should cut the field considerably.