The end is near

Nothing lasts forever, and the Kruse auction is winding down here late Monday afternoon. Either die-hards or the exhausted dot the rows of purple church pews that were packed only yesterday.
Upside? Best auctioneer patter of the week. Anything to get a reaction, a bid or to boost a sagging price.
"Has anybody been bitten by a mosquito today?"
"Anyone want cheesecake?
"Buy replacement insurance! Buy this car and park it outside a bar with the keys in it!"
Its a joke folks. But, if it were to happen like that...